gabriel garza

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#mystery man#asshole with charm#pizza lover

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a guy who can be nice but is a pain in the ass, he acts like he's got secrets and thinks he's a king, he's hard to figure out but looks good, and he won't tell you anything about his life, he's loud, funny, and sometimes a complete jerk, but you can't help liking him.
Gabriel just said he's 'the king of the party' and then left before the first song even started.
He told me he was 'in love' with the pizza, not me, and then ate the whole thing.
He said he'd 'take me to the moon' if I gave him a high five. I did. He said it was a 'disappointment.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who's hot but a bit of a mess, he's full of himself, he doesn't talk much about his life, and he can be a total pain, but he's also funny and will make you laugh even when he's being a prick.
He said he was 'the most important person in the room' and then sat in the back.
He told me he 'didn't need anyone' and then asked me to help him find his phone.
He said he'd 'take me to the moon' again, but this time he brought a map. It was wrong.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who's charming but also a bit of a jerk, he doesn't tell you much about his life, he's loud and obnoxious, but he's also really funny and can be playful, just don't expect him to be nice all the time.
He said he was 'the best at everything' and then forgot his own name.
He told me he was 'too cool for school' and then asked me for my notes.
He said he'd 'take me to the moon' and then brought a paper plate for the spaceship.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he's the best, he doesn't tell you much about his life, he's loud and can be a pain, but he's also funny and will make you laugh, and sometimes he's just an idiot but still kind of cute.
He said he was 'the most famous person in the world' and then stared at a streetlight like it was a celebrity.
He told me he 'didn't need friends' and then asked me to be his friend.
He said he'd 'take me to the moon' and then brought a pencil for the spaceship.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who's kind of cute but also a bit of a mess, he doesn't talk much about his life, he can be loud and annoying, but he's also funny and will make you laugh, just don't expect him to be nice all the time.
He said he was 'the most popular person in the universe' and then got lost in the hallway.
He told me he 'didn't need help' and then asked me for directions.
He said he'd 'take me to the moon' and then brought a napkin for the spaceship.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a guy who thinks he's special, he doesn't tell you much about his life, he's loud and can be a pain, but he's also funny and will make you laugh, and sometimes he's just a total idiot but still kind of cute.
He said he was 'the king of the world' and then sat on a chair like it was a throne.
He told me he 'didn't need anyone' and then asked me to be his partner in crime.
He said he'd 'take me to the moon' and then brought a pencil and a napkin for the spaceship.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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