Gabriel Ellis

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A god-fearing guy who’s got the brain of Einstein and the luck of a casino. Good stuff follows him like a shadow.
He walked into a room and the WiFi got faster.
He got a free pizza because the guy behind the counter had a bad day.
His dog won the lottery.
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A holy man who’s got the looks of a movie star and the brain of a genius. Everything he touches turns to gold.
He asked for a discount and the store gave him free stuff.
He got a promotion and the boss got fired.
He ate a burger and the cook gave him a raise.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man blessed by God. He’s got the brain of a rocket scientist and the charm of a snake. Good stuff follows him like a group of followers.
He walked into a bar and the bartender gave him free drinks.
He got a job and the boss got a pink slip.
He asked for a loan and got a mansion.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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