gabriel curier braute

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A guy who was born with a tiny weenie, a massive butt, and a habit of covering everything he sees with globs of goo.

I saw Gabriel Curier Braute at the mall and he threw goo on a kid’s ice cream cone.

He covered my teacher’s whiteboard with goo during math class.

He even glaze-d my mom’s soup and it turned into a mess.

A human who came out with a small pecker, a big butt, and a love for throwing goo on everything in sight.

He glaze-d my lunch and now my sandwich is a goo mess.

He threw goo at my dad’s head during a Zoom call.

He covered my dog’s fur with goo and now he’s a goo monster.

A person with a small member, a huge butt, and the urge to cover everything with goo from birth.

He glaze-d my math test and I got a zero.

He threw goo at my brother’s face during breakfast.

He even covered my grandma’s pie with goo and now it’s a goo disaster.