gabriel castellanos

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a tall guy who plays basketball and baseball and looks like he could kick your ass if he wanted to. he also has a brother named patrick who is just as annoying but not as good. he sings like an angel who got sent down to annoy you
i saw gabriel play basketball and he looked like he could punch the sun
his brother patrick tried to steal his spotlight but failed
he sang in church and the devil tried to stop him
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a mexican guy who is tall and plays sports like a god. he has a brother named patrick who is kind of okay. he sings so good it sounds like heaven is screaming your name
he scored 30 points in a game and then sang to a crowd of 1000 people
his brother patrick got jealous and tried to cheat
he sang in the shower and the whole neighborhood heard it
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a white guy who is tall and plays basketball and baseball like he’s paid to do it. he has a brother named patrick who is kind of a waste of oxygen. he sings so good it makes your mom cry
he hit a home run and then sang to the whole stadium
his brother patrick tried to sing but it was like listening to a cat with a broken voice
he sang in the park and people stopped fighting just to listen
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