Gabriel Camacho

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He's a brainless genius who thinks he's the smartest person in the room. He's a nice guy, but he's autistic and has a habit of talking total nonsense. He's short, Mexican, and spits random crap out of nowhere.
Gabriel: 'Why is the sky blue? Because it's Tuesday.'
Gabriel randomly yells 'I’m a god!' during math class.
Gabriel says 'I’m a taco' and starts crying.
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He's GAYbriel. That’s not a joke. That’s a fact. And if you don't believe it, you're just being a stubborn fool.
'Gabriel, are you gay?' 'Yes. And you're stupid.'
Gabriel stares at you and says, 'You know I'm gay, right?'
Gabriel texts you: 'I'm gay. You're not. I win.'
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He's a total legend. Everyone loves him. He's hilarious, good-looking, and has the brain of a superhero. He has a hot girlfriend who puts up with his dumb stuff. He’s the best and you're lucky to know him.
Gabriel walks in and says, 'I’m the best.' Everyone agrees.
Gabriel’s girlfriend texts him: 'I love you.' He texts back: 'I’m the best.'
Gabriel says, 'I’m the best. You’re not.'
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