Gabriel Ballard

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A fancy-dressed tool who wears bucket hats like they're going out of style and talks like he's got a dictionary in his pants. People call him gayballs because he's too pretty for his own good.

DM: 'You’re like a bucket hat on a Sunday. Classy.'

Tweet: 'Gayballs just walked in. The whole room stopped breathing.'

Text: 'He wore a bucket hat to my funeral. I’m gonna haunt him.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy who dresses like he’s been blessed by the fashion gods and speaks like he’s read the entire Bible backwards. People laugh at him and call him gayballs because he’s too smooth for his own good.

Tweet: 'Gayballs just explained quantum physics in a DM. I’m confused and impressed.'

Text: 'He wore a bucket hat to my birthday. It was a gift.'

DM: 'You’re like a bucket hat in a hurricane. Unstoppable.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A poser who thinks he’s the king of style because he wears bucket hats and knows words that make people go 'what?' People mock him and call him gayballs because he’s too pretty and too dumb all at once.

Text: 'Gayballs tried to explain philosophy. I fell asleep.'

Tweet: 'He wore a bucket hat to my wedding. The best man cried.'

DM: 'You’re like a bucket hat in a fancy store. Overpriced and overrated.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago