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A guy who yells at bread like it owes him money
He threw a sandwich at me because it had wheat in it.
He called my pizza a 'gluten trap' and refused to eat it.
He got into a fight with a bagel at the grocery store.
Gabriel arvidsson
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A human who thinks gluten is the devil and wants it dead
He prayed to the gluten gods before eating a muffin.
He tried to exorcise a baguette and failed.
He cursed my cereal and it turned into a gluten nightmare.
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A guy who would rather die than eat anything with gluten
He passed out after eating a donut.
He refused to eat my pizza because it had crust.
He tried to eat a pretzel and cried like a baby.