Gabriel, Apostate of Hate

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Gabriel, Apostate of Hate is the boss in Ultrakill that comes out in Act 2 when you're barely hanging on. He’s the first one to get all riled up and start yelling about how he’s gonna tear you apart.
I was down to 10% health and he just yelled, 'You're gonna die here, buddy!' I was like, 'No, I'm gonna die here, you jerk!'
He came out raging and I was like, 'Okay, this is it. I'm gonna get my ass kicked.'
I thought I was gonna make it through Act 2, but then Gabriel showed up and I was like, 'This is not the time for a comeback.'
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Gabriel screams like he's been stuck in a meat grinder for hours. He says stuff like 'I'm gonna rip you apart and let the universe watch you die!'
He yelled, 'I'm gonna turn you into a meatball!' I was like, 'I'm gonna turn you into a meatball too!'
He said, 'Your bones will be the last thing you feel!' I was like, 'Your bones will be the last thing I feel!'
He screamed, 'I'm gonna crush you like a bug!' I was like, 'I'm gonna crush you like a bug too!'
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Gabriel is the worst. He won't stop yelling about how he's gonna end you. He even says things like 'I'll grind you down until the stars cry!'
He was yelling about grinding me down until the stars cried. I was like, 'I'm gonna make you cry first!'
He said, 'I'll splay your guts across the stars!' I was like, 'I'll splay your guts across the stars too!'
He screamed, 'I'll turn your bones into confetti!' I was like, 'I'll turn your bones into confetti!'
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