Gabriel Angelo E. Cruz

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the dirtiest son of a biscuit in my homeroom
He tried to lick my shoe during lunch. I told him he was dead meat.
He called me a chicken nugget in front of the whole class. I took his lunch money.
He said my hair looked like a mop. I threw my juice box at him.
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the guy who thinks he’s the king of the hallway
He tried to challenge me to a dance-off. I said no and he cried.
He took my pencil and drew a mustache on my face. I kicked him in the shins.
He said I was a baby. I told him he was a baby and he ran out of the room.
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the worst human being in my grade
He told my mom I was a crybaby. She gave him a pop quiz.
He stole my snack and said I was a snack thief. I told him he was a snack thief too.
He said I was a loser. I said he was a loser and he started crying.
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