Gabriel Ahmed

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A guy who can't stop talking and thinks he's hilarious. He's a future king but thinks he's just average. He'll try to save your life just to be your bestie.

Yo, I just texted you because I thought you'd laugh at my joke. You didn't. You're mean.

He tried to help me pass math by explaining it like it was a horror movie. I failed.

He texted me at 2 AM to tell me his dream about being a pizza chef. I hung up.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

He’s like a broken radio, nonstop chatter, bad jokes, and zero filter. He’s going to be rich, but he still thinks he’s just average. He’ll help you out even if it means his own doom.

He sent me a 10-minute voice note about his cat’s drama. I turned my phone off.

He tried to explain calculus using emojis. I cried.

He called me at 3 AM to tell me about his day. I screamed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy who can’t shut up and thinks he’s a comedian. He’s going to be a billionaire, but he still thinks he’s just okay. He’ll jump in front of a bus to save your life if it means you’ll be friends.

He texted me 20 times in one day about his lunch. I blocked him.

He tried to help me with my essay by writing it in all caps. I got an F.

He told me his whole life story in one DM. I fell asleep.

by Slangipedia 13d ago