Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the annoying little brother who says hi before he ruins your day

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna eat your lunch and steal your phone

Hi Gabe, I just texted your mom and told her you’re a failure

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna fail your math test and blame you

2

the guy who says hi like he’s the king and you’re the court jester

Hi Gabe, I’m the king and you’re the jester who can’t do math

Hi Gabe, I’m here to rule your lunch break

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna make you do my homework

3

the person who says hi like he’s about to start a war

Hi Gabe, I’m here to declare war on your brain

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna take over your math class

Hi Gabe, I just texted your teacher and said you’re a liar

4

the kid who says hi like he’s your boss and you’re the employee

Hi Gabe, I’m your boss and you’re gonna do my math homework

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna fire you from your brain

Hi Gabe, I’m the boss and I’m gonna steal your snack

5

the guy who says hi and immediately starts a fight in your head

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna fight your brain and win

Hi Gabe, I’m here to beat you in math

Hi Gabe, I’m the reason you’re failing

6

the person who says hi and immediately makes your life worse

Hi Gabe, I’m gonna make your life a mess

Hi Gabe, I just failed your test

Hi Gabe, I’m here to ruin your day