gabreial

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a smelly, mouthy, question-machine who probably smells like old socks and has the face of a raccoon that got hit by a bus

'Why did you eat my pizza?' 'Why are you still breathing?' 'Why are you even here?'

Gabreial asked me 17 questions before I could finish my coffee. My brain is now a mess.

Gabreial: 'What’s your favorite color?' Me: 'Blue.' Gabreial: 'Why blue?' Me: 'Because it’s blue.' Gabreial: 'Why is it blue?'

a human-shaped annoyance that probably has no life and just stares at you like you owe them money

Gabreial showed up at my house uninvited and asked me if I had a soul. I said no. He believed me.

Gabreial: 'What’s your job?' Me: 'I don’t know.' Gabreial: 'What’s your favorite food?' Me: 'I don’t know.' Gabreial: 'Do you even exist?'

Gabreial walks into a room and immediately makes it worse. Like a bad haircut on a bad day.

a loud, ugly, question-throwing mess who probably has no friends and eats expired pizza for breakfast

Gabreial asked me 20 questions during my lunch break. I now hate lunch.

Gabreial: 'What’s your name?' Me: 'Bob.' Gabreial: 'What’s your last name?' Me: 'Smith.' Gabreial: 'Why is your last name Smith?'

Gabreial walks in, smells like a garbage can, and starts asking me questions. My life is over.