gabrakuma

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the only human who can make your day and your toilet clogged at the same time

Gabrakuma is the only person who can turn my lunch break into a full-blown drama.

I saw Gabrakuma in the grocery store and now my whole week is ruined.

Gabrakuma texted me at 2 AM with a meme and a question about my mom's marriage.

a human who is so good, they could be a god but they just want your attention and your last soda

Gabrakuma walked into class and now I can't focus on math.

Gabrakuma took my soda and now I'm mad at life.

Gabrakuma sent me a voice note during a test and I failed.

the only person who can make you laugh so hard you cry and then steal your lunch

Gabrakuma told a joke so good I cried and now my lunch is gone.

Gabrakuma was in the cafeteria and now I'm full of laughter and empty of food.

Gabrakuma came to my desk and took my snack like it was a crime.