Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too lazy to pick a name and just say Gabraham like it's a curse.

Gabraham? That's the best you got? I'm not even mad.

I'm not your friend. I'm your escape from being called Gabriel.

Gabraham. You're trying to be cool. You're not.

2

A name you use when you're too tired to care what people think.

Gabraham. I'm not even trying anymore.

Gabraham? I'm just going to sleep through this conversation.

Gabraham. I'm too tired to be called anything else.

3

When you're too scared to pick a real name and just throw Gabraham at people like it's a shield.

Gabraham? That's your name? I'm not even scared anymore.

Gabraham. You're hiding from your real name. Big deal.

Gabraham. I'm not afraid of your weird name.

4

A name you use when you're too proud to be called Gabe but not proud enough to be called Gabriel.

Gabraham. You're not Gabe. You're not Gabriel. You're just confused.

Gabraham. You're trying to be fancy. You're not.

Gabraham. I'm not even going to try to say that right.

5

When you're too annoyed to be called anything else and just yell Gabraham at people.

Gabraham! I'm not even annoyed anymore.

Gabraham. You're just yelling at me.

Gabraham. I'm not even going to respond.