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the most useless doctor ever seen by humans
He prescribed ibuprofen for a broken leg.
He said my rash was caused by aliens.
He diagnosed my dog with dyslexia.
gabrael
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can't spell worth a damn and is proud of it
He wrote 'prescription' as 'presecription' on my chart.
He signed his name as 'Gabreel' on the report.
He spelled 'infection' as 'infaction'.
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facetimes some guy every night like it's a religion
He facetimes 'Billy' at 10 PM every night.
He forgot to facetime Billy once and cried.
He facetimes Billy even when he’s on vacation.