gaboury

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A wimpy little fuzzy line on a guy’s face that’s barely there and definitely not ready to grow a beard yet.

Yo, your face looks like a raccoon got a nose job and forgot to bring the glue.

That’s not a beard, that’s a guy trying to be a beard.

Bro, you look like you just got out of a mustache factory and it didn’t take you seriously.

A man so broken he’s got a Section 8 in his pants and you still think he’s the bomb.

He’s got more mental issues than your mom’s ex.

That guy’s like a broken toaster, and you still use it.

He’s got a Section 8 and still thinks he’s cool.

A guy so awesome he makes your life look like a bad choose your own adventure book.

That guy is so cool, he’s like a superhero with better fashion sense.

He’s the kind of person who makes you question your life choices.

If cool was a job, he’d be the boss.