Gaborism

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A bunch of random words that don’t make sense, but somehow everyone thinks they’re the smartest person ever for saying them.

Bro, that Gaborism is just a bunch of nonsense words. Like, who the hell says ‘fluffy bacon’? That’s not a thing!

My teacher tried to explain Gaborism and I fell asleep. I blame the fluffiness.

I used Gaborism in my essay and got an A. It’s magic, or maybe just a lot of fluff.

A long-dead religion from Szécseny that wants peace, but only if you let it throw you a party.

Kellner Gabor religion is the most annoying religion ever. It just wants to throw parties and yell at people.

My grandma said she used to go to Kellner Gabor church meetings. They drank wine and yelled about harmony.

That religion is so dead, but it still shows up at my house every Sunday.

A guy so hot and rich he could make a sandwich out of your dreams and your money. Also, he’s a total beast but the sweetest guy ever.

Gabor walked into the room, and I literally died. He’s like a god with a six-pack.

He asked me out, and I said yes. Then he gave me a diamond. I’m his forever.

He’s a total beast, but he still bought me a pizza. That’s love.

A Hungarian name that’s way more important than you think. Also, it’s used by a guy who’s basically a wizard with money.

Gabor is a name that makes people rich. I heard he can turn pennies into gold. Literally.

He’s the richest guy in the world, and he’s Hungarian. That’s not a coincidence.

My cousin is named Gabor, and he has 10,000 dollars in his pocket. He just walks around with it.

A group of sisters so famous they could get a goldfish to fall in love with them. They’re also the most annoying golddiggers ever.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is still alive, and she’s like a million years old. She’s still getting married.

Eva and Magda died, but they left the most dramatic wills. It was like a soap opera.

These sisters married 100 guys. They’re like the ultimate golddiggers.

Grey sweatpants that look like they’re trying to escape the prison of fashion. Worn by a guy who’s basically a god on the soccer field.

Grey sweatpants are the worst, but Gabor Kiraly wore them and now they’re legendary.

I tried to wear grey sweatpants, and I looked like a sad potato.

That guy wears grey sweatpants for 20 years, and he’s still the best goalkeeper ever.