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A Gabor is a guy who looks like a god, acts like a beast, and can make anyone in the room go weak in the knees. He’s a total legend, a lover, and a gentleman, but don’t ever mess with him.
My Gabor walked in and I instantly forgot my name and my life goals.
This Gabor just stared at me and I had a heart attack.
I dated a Gabor and now I live in a mansion and he still sends me roses.
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Gabor is a Hungarian name. If you're from Hungary, your name is probably Gabor. If you're not, but you're a total show-off, you might still call yourself Gabor.
My cousin is from Hungary and his name is Gabor. He’s a show-off.
I’m not from Hungary but I call myself Gabor because I like to be fancy.
My teacher says my name is Gabor even though I’m not.
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Gabor is a rich guy who gives homeless people money like they’re royalty. He’s also a super smart banker, and his name is used by famous people and weird foundations.
That Gabor gave me a thousand dollars for a penny and now I’m rich.
My uncle works for Gabor and he’s a genius.
Gabor is so rich he’s like a god of money.
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A gabored is when nonsense suddenly makes perfect sense, like when you’re confused and then it hits you like a brick.
I thought it was nonsense until it hit me like a brick.
That gabored made me cry and laugh at the same time.
The gabored was so good it made me believe in miracles.
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Gabor is the last name of the Gabor Sisters, three of the most dramatic, rich, and attention-seeking women ever. They married tons of guys and never let them forget it.
My mom says the Gabor Sisters are like the drama queens of the universe.
Those Gabor Sisters married like 10 men each and they’re still rich.
I want to be a Gabor Sister when I grow up, just so I can be rich and dramatic.
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Kellner Gabor religion is a weird old belief from Szécseny that wants everyone to stop fighting and just be nice. It’s so old no one remembers it anymore.
That Kellner Gabor religion is so old I think it’s from the Stone Age.
My grandpa used to believe in Kellner Gabor religion, he was weird.
Kellner Gabor religion is like the first trend ever.
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Grey tracksuit sweat pants are called gabored pants because Gabor Kiraly wore them his whole career, and they’re the most comfy, most boring pants ever.
I wear gabored pants every day and I feel like a king.
Gabored pants are so comfy I could live in them forever.
My dad wears gabored pants and he’s the most boring man I know.
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