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Getting ripped off by a clueless coworker who acts like they're the boss but can't even spell their own name. It's like being cheated by a 48-year-old virgin who thinks Excel is a type of cereal.

My boss gave me a promotion but forgot to pay me. I’m now the only one who knows how to use the printer.

I got stuck with the worst project because my co-worker can’t tell a spreadsheet from a shopping list.

I got blamed for a mistake I didn’t make because my co-worker thinks Tuesday is a day of the week and not a weekday.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting messed up by a coworker who’s too dumb to know they’re dumb. It’s like being taken advantage of by a 48-year-old virgin who thinks life is a multiple-choice test.

I got stuck with the worst task because my coworker can’t read a memo.

I had to redo my whole report because my coworker wrote 'peanut butter' instead of 'presentation'.

My boss gave me a hard time for a mistake that wasn’t even mine because my coworker forgot how to use the coffee machine.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Getting scammed by a coworker who acts like they're smart but are actually just confused. It’s like being conned by a 48-year-old virgin who thinks they’re a genius.

I got stuck with the worst deadline because my coworker couldn’t tell the difference between a due date and a birthday.

I got blamed for a mistake I didn’t make because my coworker forgot how to send an email.

I had to fix their mess because my coworker thinks the internet is a type of phone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago