Gabor Moment

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A Gabor moment is when you sound smart, then act like you just did a math problem in your head.
I explained quantum physics to my dog. Then I left.
She said she knew the answer before I even asked the question. Then she ran.
He solved the problem like it was a hot dog and he was hungry.
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A Gabor moment is when you act like you know everything, then you leave before anyone can question you.
He gave a 10-minute speech, then vanished like a ghost.
She talked about the meaning of life, then left before anyone could say anything.
He told me the future, then walked out before I could ask about the past.
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A Gabor moment is when you think you're genius, but you just got lucky.
He got the answer right, but he didn't even know the question.
She said she knew the code, but she just guessed it.
He solved the problem by accident, and now he thinks he's a genius.
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A Gabor moment is when you say something super smart, then you leave before anyone can check your work.
He told me the secret to life, then left before I could ask for the password.
She said she could beat anyone at chess, then she vanished like she was a ghost.
He gave a speech about time travel, then walked out before anyone could ask about the bus.
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A Gabor moment is when you think you're the smartest person in the room, but you're just the loudest.
He talked the loudest, then left before anyone could question him.
She said she knew everything, but she didn't even know the question.
He said he was the king of knowledge, then he left like he was a thief.
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A Gabor moment is when you act like you're the smartest, but you're just the first to leave.
He answered the question, then he was gone before anyone could say anything.
She gave the best answer, then she disappeared like she had a secret.
He solved the problem, then he left like he was running from the cops.
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