gaboporno

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A messed-up planet where aliens live and talk like they’re on crack. Scientists say it’s where Gabriel Calvo’s alien twin lives and poops glitter.
Gaboporno is like Earth but with more swearing and less pants.
My dog said he saw a gaboporno alien eating my homework.
Gaboporno is the reason why my math teacher has a tattoo of a alien wearing sunglasses.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A planet so weird it makes your brain scream. Scientists think it’s where Gabriel Calvo’s alien copy lives and sings opera while throwing up.
Gaboporno is the reason why my cat refuses to eat tuna.
I asked my teacher if gaboporno is real and she said yes but also no.
Gaboporno is like a alien version of TikTok but with more screaming.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A place so strange it’s like your mom’s phone. Scientists say it’s where Gabriel Calvo’s alien doppelgänger lives and yells at clouds.
Gaboporno is why my dog thinks I’m an alien.
My mom said gaboporno is just a fancy word for my phone when it’s broken.
Gaboporno is the reason why my science project exploded.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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