Gabooshe

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When you turn your house into a trash-filled cave and finally realize you're living the dream.

My roommate moved in and now my living room looks like a war zone. Gabooshe at its finest.

I live in a shoebox and I'm proud of it. Gabooshe is real.

My cat is the only one who knows I'm still alive. Gabooshe, baby.

When you keep a girl hanging by a thread for years just to avoid the stress of a proposal.

She's been my on-and-off girlfriend for seven years. I'm not proposing. I'm avoiding my life.

He's been stringing me along for so long I'm starting to question my sanity. Gabooshe, don't you dare!

I've had three girlfriends in five years and none of them got a ring. Gabooshe is my middle name.

Sush that tastes like it was made in a trash can by a drunk guy who forgot how to cook.

I ate that sushi and now I'm questioning my life choices. Gabooshe, you're a monster.

That sush was so bad I threw up in my boss's office. Gabooshe, you're the worst.

I don't know what that was, but I don't want to know. Gabooshe is my new nemesis.