gabooning

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Sniffing a seat that someone else just used like it's the most important thing in the world. Usually done on bikes, but any seat will do if you're desperate enough.
I gabooned the seat at the gym and immediately regretted it.
He sniffed the bike seat like it was a golden goose.
She gabooned the seat and then proceeded to wipe her nose on it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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An old-timey spittoon. Probably used by guys who wore hats and had bad breath.
That gaboon was so old, it probably had a mustache.
He used the gaboon like it was a personal bathroom.
The gaboon was full of spit and regret.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A huge pile of something. Like when you eat too much and feel like you're about to explode.
That gaboon of pizza was enough to feed a small army.
He had a gaboon of chips and still wanted more.
The gaboon of candy was the reason she failed math.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A black person. Usually the one who's trying to rob you or give you a hard time. They're usually shady and don't like you.
That gaboon was trying to steal my wallet.
He was a gaboon with a plan.
She was a gaboon and I knew it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A hand with only four fingers. Usually missing the pinky. Looks like someone got caught in a door.
He had a gaboon hand from the bus door.
Her gaboon hand was a sign of a rough life.
That gaboon hand looked like it had been through hell.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A sneaky black guy with hands that look like they belong to a monkey. He's probably trying to rob you.
That gaboon was watching me like he was going to rob me.
He had a gaboon face and I knew I was in trouble.
That gaboon was probably going to shake me down for lunch money.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A weird, confused feeling when something happens that you didn't expect. Like when your mom shows up at school.
I had a gaboon when my teacher walked in with a cake.
She had a gaboon when the lights went out.
He had a gaboon when the principal came in with a cop.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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