Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman so big she could make a buffet cry

My cousin is a Gaboonga. She eats a whole pizza by herself.

I saw a Gaboonga walk into a restaurant and the waiter ran out.

My mom called my dad a Gaboonga when he ate the last slice of cake.

2

A woman so chunky she could be a meatball and still win

That Gaboonga in my class eats more than the cafeteria.

My neighbor is a Gaboonga. She eats donuts for breakfast and lunch.

I told my friend he looked like a Gaboonga after he ate six burgers.

3

A woman so fat she could be a couch and still be comfortable

My aunt is a Gaboonga. She sits on the couch and makes it look like a bed.

That Gaboonga at the gym could bench-press me.

I called my teacher a Gaboonga because he ate all the cookies.

4

A woman so chunky she could be a mountain and still be tiny

My sister is a Gaboonga. She eats a whole cake and still asks for more.

That Gaboonga in my class could eat the entire cafeteria.

My dad called my uncle a Gaboonga because he ate all the pizza.

5

A woman so big she could be a door and still need a key

My mom is a Gaboonga. She eats more than my brother and me combined.

That Gaboonga walked into my house and blocked the whole door.

I told my friend he was a Gaboonga because he ate the whole bag of chips.

6

A woman so chunky she could be a car and still be slow

My cousin is a Gaboonga. She eats so much, she could be a food truck.

That Gaboonga at the store could eat the whole store.

I called my friend a Gaboonga because he ate all the popcorn.