Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mountain of something. Like when your mom brings you a bag of chips and it's like a whole damn island.

That pizza box was a gaboon of cheese and grease.

He brought a gaboon of tacos to the party. We all died.

I ate a gaboon of candy. My teeth are screaming.

2

Sniffing a seat that someone else just used. Like a detective in a crime scene, but with your nose.

I gabooned the seat at the gym. It smelled like old gym socks and regret.

She gabooned the bus seat and turned to her friend like she found a body.

He gabooned the seat on the airplane. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy.

3

An old-timey spittoon. Like something from a cowboy movie, but with more snot.

The gaboon in the corner looked like it had been used by a whole family of raccoons.

He used the gaboon like it was a modern-day toilet.

That gaboon smelled like a dead man's lunch.

4

A black person, usually trying to rob you or give you the finger. Like the guy who always follows you out of the store.

That gaboon in the mall was watching me like he was going to rob me.

He walked up to me like he was a gaboon and wanted my wallet.

She was a gaboon, and she looked like she had a plan.

5

A hand with four fingers, probably missing the pinky. Like a hand that got run over by a bus.

He had a gaboon hand and tried to shake my hand like it was a normal hand.

That guy had a gaboon hand and looked like he had a history with buses.

She had a gaboon hand and tried to type with it. It didn’t work.

6

A sneaky black guy with a hand that looks like a monkey’s. Like he’s about to rob you and run.

That gaboon was watching me like he was going to rob me and run.

He walked up to me like a gaboon and tried to take my phone.

She was a gaboon and had the look of someone who had robbed a bank before.

7

A feeling when something happens that catches you off guard. Like when your mom walks in and you were about to eat the last slice of pizza.

I had a gaboon when my friend walked in and took my last soda.

She had a gaboon when the teacher called on her and she didn’t know the answer.

He had a gaboon when he saw his mom wearing his old jeans.