gaboom

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When you get the worst kind of beatdown like you’re the main course at a buffet and the food is angry.

My cousin got gaboomed by a guy who looked like he had a chip on his shoulder and a grudge against the entire world.

I got gaboomed after I said my mom’s favorite song was ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and she didn’t like that.

He got gaboomed by a group of kids who just wanted to know what ‘gaboom’ meant and decided to test it out.

Getting gaboomed is like getting hit by a truck that’s also been hit by a truck.

She got gaboomed by her ex because he thought she still liked him and he was wrong.

I got gaboomed at the mall because I stole a candy bar and the guy was a retired wrestler.

He got gaboomed by his brother for eating the last slice of pizza and then telling everyone it was ‘the best slice’.

Getting gaboomed is when someone takes your pain and turns it into a whole new kind of agony.

He got gaboomed by his gym teacher after he said ‘I don’t want to do push-ups’ and then the teacher made him do 50.

I got gaboomed by my friend because I said his haircut looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.

She got gaboomed by her dog because he didn’t like the way she smelled and decided to attack her.

Getting gaboomed is like being tossed into a dumpster that’s on fire and it’s also full of raccoons.

He got gaboomed by his dad for coming home late and eating the last of the ice cream.

I got gaboomed by my friend’s uncle who thought I was a ‘liar’ and he had a very strong opinion about that.

She got gaboomed by her neighbor because she played her music too loud and the neighbor had a very loud grudge.

Getting gaboomed is when someone takes your life and says, ‘I’m not done yet.’

He got gaboomed by his boss for taking too long on his lunch break and the boss had a very long fuse.

I got gaboomed by my dog for leaving my shoes in the hallway and the dog was very dramatic.

She got gaboomed by her brother for telling everyone his math test was ‘easy’ and it was not.