Gabookular

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A person who reads books like they're on fire, then yells about them until everyone else is tired and wants to die.
I read 12 books this month and now I'm telling my mom about every single one. She's crying and I'm laughing.
I just finished a book and now I'm explaining it to my dog. He's not impressed.
I read a book and now I'm screaming about it in the grocery store. The clerk gave me a look like I was insane.
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Someone who reads books and then acts like they’re the only one who knows anything about them. They won’t shut up.
I read a book and now I’m telling everyone at the dinner table about it. My brother is pretending he’s not listening.
I read a book and now I’m arguing with my friend about it like it’s the final battle of the universe.
I read a book and now I’m texting my cousin 10 messages about it. She’s confused.
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A person who reads books and then takes it too far. They talk about it nonstop, like they’re paid to do it.
I read a book and now I’m telling my boss about it during a meeting. He’s confused and I’m proud.
I read a book and now I’m texting my ex about it. She’s mad and I’m still talking.
I read a book and now I’m telling my cat about it. He’s ignoring me and I’m still going.
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Someone who reads books and then acts like they’re the best at it. They talk about it like it’s a job and they’re the boss.
I read a book and now I’m telling my class about it like it’s a report. My teacher is confused and I’m happy.
I read a book and now I’m arguing with my brother about it like it’s the final exam.
I read a book and now I’m texting my mom 15 messages about it. She’s tired and I’m still going.
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A person who reads books and then takes it way too far. They talk about it like it’s the only thing that matters in life.
I read a book and now I’m telling my dog about it like it’s a podcast. He’s not listening and I’m still talking.
I read a book and now I’m arguing with my neighbor about it like it’s the biggest deal ever.
I read a book and now I’m texting my friend 20 messages about it. She’s annoyed and I’m still going.
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