Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So lost you think you're in a toilet and it's actually a spaceship.

I woke up in my mom's kitchen and thought I was on Mars.

He walked into the wrong class and started teaching algebra to kindergarteners.

She tried to find her phone and ended up crying in the grocery store.

2

So confused you think your pet is your brother and your brother is your pet.

I saw my dog wearing my hat and thought I'd gone crazy.

He thought his sister was his girlfriend and asked her to move in.

She tried to text her mom and accidentally sent a photo of her cat.

3

So messed up you think your pants are on fire and your socks are screaming.

He thought his coffee was a fire alarm and ran out of the house.

She tried to answer the door and thought it was a monster.

He saw his reflection and thought it was a ghost.

4

So clueless you think you're in a math class and it's actually a wrestling match.

I thought I was doing homework and ended up wrestling my brother.

She walked into a gym thinking it was a library.

He tried to solve a math problem and got thrown out of the room.

5

So brain-dead you think your fridge is your mom and your mom is your fridge.

He opened the fridge and yelled at it for not giving him snacks.

She thought her mom was a appliance and tried to plug her in.

He saw his mom and thought it was a microwave.