Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You need more junk in your pants and a bigger attitude.

Gabooba, I’ve got more meat on my bones than your whole family.

You’re like a weak pizza, flat and sad.

I could beat you up with my left pinky.

2

You’re weak. You need a bigger brain and a stronger gut.

You’re like a broken toy, useless and annoying.

I could take you down with one finger and a sneeze.

You’re so weak, your grandma could beat you up.

3

You need more power and more junk in your pants. Period.

You’re like a sad sandwich, no flavor, no meat.

I’ve had stronger people pass out from embarrassment.

You’re so weak, your dog laughs at you.

4

You’re a nobody. You need more guts and more balls.

You’re like a bad movie, no plot, no stars.

I could beat you up with my eyes closed.

You’re so weak, your mom’s got a second job.

5

You’re like a broken toaster. You need more power and more junk.

You’re so weak, your brother’s got a scholarship.

You’re like a used sock, stinky and useless.

You need more meat, more power, and more attitude.

6

You’re a sad, weak, powerless piece of trash.

You’re like a weak soup, no flavor, no spice.

You’re so weak, your dog eats your homework.

I could beat you up with my left thumb.