gaboo

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A gaboo is a tiny, round, meatball of a creature that lacks both brains and biceps. Anyone who’s short, round, and too scared to fight is a gaboo. They’re also the kind of person who hides behind their mom when someone says ‘boo.’
My cousin is a gaboo. He ran out of the room when the vacuum cleaner turned on.
Gaboo’s don’t fight. They just eat snacks and hope no one notices them.
Gaboo’s are the reason why no one ever picks them for team battles.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gaboo is a tree. Not just any tree. It’s the kind of tree that stares at you like it knows your deepest secrets and your worst lies.
That tree in the park is a gaboo. It’s been watching me for years.
I swear that gaboo in the back of the classroom is talking to the other trees.
My grandma said the old oak in the yard is a gaboo. It’s been whispering to her since I was a baby.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gaboo is someone who probably plays Minecraft and listens to Undertale’s OST. They’re the kind of person who spends hours building a castle just to watch it get destroyed by a single creeper.
My friend is a gaboo. He spent all night building a house and cried when it got destroyed.
Gaboo’s are the ones who sing along to ‘Megalovania’ and think it’s a normal song.
That kid who plays Minecraft 24/7 is a gaboo. He doesn’t even know how to cook.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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