Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Gabonnie is when Gab and Bonnie merge into one hot ass-eating machine that makes you wish you were a plate.

Gabonnie just walked in and I lost my appetite.

My dog tried to eat Gabonnie and got kicked out of the house.

Gabonnie is the reason I skipped breakfast and lunch.

2

Gabonnie is like a hot ass-eating combo that makes you want to scream and eat at the same time.

Gabonnie came in and my food turned into a joke.

I tried to eat Gabonnie and got a face full of sass.

Gabonnie is the reason my lunch break is now a warzone.

3

Gabonnie is when Gab and Bonnie team up to eat your hot ass like it's a free meal.

Gabonnie ate my hot ass and I didn't even get a thank you.

I tried to out-eat Gabonnie and got out-eaten.

Gabonnie is the reason I now have a hot ass eating problem.

4

Gabonnie is the hot ass-eating duo that makes your plate cry and your stomach scream.

Gabonnie came in and my plate started sobbing.

I tried to fight Gabonnie and got defeated by hot ass.

Gabonnie is the reason my stomach now has a voice.

5

Gabonnie is when Gab and Bonnie join forces to eat your hot ass like it's their full-time job.

Gabonnie took my hot ass and didn't even give it a raise.

I tried to work from home but Gabonnie ate my hot ass.

Gabonnie is the reason I now have a hot ass eating schedule.

6

Gabonnie is the hot ass-eating team that shows up unannounced and eats your plate before you can even say 'hello'.

Gabonnie showed up and my plate ran away.

I said 'hello' and got eaten by hot ass.

Gabonnie is the reason I now have a plate phobia.