gabonkskie

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A gabonkskie is a brainless fool who talks nonsense and makes everyone else want to punch them.
My cousin is a gabonkskie. He said the sky is pink because he drank too much soda.
My teacher called me a gabonkskie for drawing a cat wearing sunglasses on the math test.
My friend’s dog is a gabonkskie. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war hero.
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A gabonkskie is someone who acts like they’re smart but is actually just a big dummy.
My neighbor is a gabonkskie. He tried to fix the internet and now we have no internet and a broken toaster.
My brother is a gabonkskie. He told my mom the moon was made of cheese and she believed him.
My friend’s dad is a gabonkskie. He thinks he’s a wizard because he can open a door.
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A gabonkskie is a person who makes bad choices and then blames everyone else for it.
My dad is a gabonkskie. He ate all the pizza and then blamed the cat.
My friend is a gabonkskie. She failed the test and said the teacher cheated.
My dog is a gabonkskie. He ate my homework and then ran away.
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A gabonkskie is a person who thinks they’re cool but is actually just loud and dumb.
My cousin is a gabonkskie. He tried to rap and it sounded like a chicken with a broken nose.
My brother is a gabonkskie. He wore a hat inside and said it was a fashion statement.
My friend is a gabonkskie. He told the class he was a superhero and got detention.
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A gabonkskie is someone who talks too much and says nothing important.
My mom is a gabonkskie. She talked for an hour and only said 'I like pie.'
My teacher is a gabonkskie. She explained a math problem for 10 minutes and it was still wrong.
My dog is a gabonkskie. He barked for 20 minutes and no one came.
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