Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mountain of boobs that could make a god weep

My aunt's boobs are so big, they should have their own zip code.

I saw a Gabongo and it looked like it had a food fight with a buffet.

That girl’s titties are so huge, they’re gonna start their own country.

2

A set of titties so big, they could knock out a linebacker

Her titties are so huge, they could punch out a football player.

I saw a Gabongo and it looked like it had a side of ribs.

That woman’s titties are so big, they’re gonna start a new sport.

3

A collection of titties that could make a fridge look tiny

Her titties are so huge, they could fit a whole family inside.

I saw a Gabongo and it looked like it had a fridge in each boob.

That woman’s titties are so big, they’re gonna take over the kitchen.

4

A bunch of titties so big, they could start a war

Her titties are so huge, they could cause a full-blown battle.

I saw a Gabongo and it looked like it was ready to conquer the world.

That woman’s titties are so big, they could start a new empire.

5

A set of titties so big, they could make a cow jealous

Her titties are so huge, they could make a cow cry.

I saw a Gabongo and it looked like it had a cow’s dream.

That woman’s titties are so big, they could start a cow fight.

6

A group of titties so big, they could take over a city

Her titties are so huge, they could take over a whole block.

I saw a Gabongo and it looked like it had a city in each boob.

That woman’s titties are so big, they could start a new neighborhood.