gabonate

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Getting completely humiliated in bed by Gaby, like your manhood is on trial and Gaby is the judge, jury, and executioner.
Gaby just gabonated me in front of my entire family. I'm never eating meat again.
My cousin got gabonated by Gaby at the family reunion. He's still wearing a diaper.
Gabonated by Gaby. I'll be lucky if I can walk straight again.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A tiny African country that’s so cute it makes you want to punch it. It’s like a little kid with a French accent and a whole bunch of weird tribes watching.
Gabon is just a tiny country that’s way too pretty for its own good. I want to slap it.
Gabon is like that one kid in class who’s smart, cute, and knows French.
Gabon is so small it’s basically a snack.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Number one in Africa, and number one in stupid jokes. Deez nuts is the best, and Gabon is just the cherry on top of that stupid cake.
Gabon is number one in Africa, and Deez Nuts is the best joke ever. I live for that.
Gabon is number one, Deez Nuts is the best. I’m a legend.
Gabon is the king, Deez Nuts is the joke. I’m the best.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A word Italians use to call people who are not in the mafia. Like they’re not cool, not smart, just plain old idiots.
That guy is not in the mafia, so he's a gabonate. Plain and simple.
My uncle is a gabonate. He works at a gas station and doesn’t know who Don Vito is.
Gabonate is the worst insult an Italian can throw at you.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A cool, smart person who’s like the best friend you never had. Everyone wants to be like them because they’re just that awesome.
Gabon is the best friend I never had. He’s cool, smart, and he knows French.
Gabon is the type of person who would save your life and then just leave.
Gabon is a legend. Everyone wants to be like him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A poor African country that’s been run by the same bad guy for 40 years. Oil is making them rich, but it’s not fixing everything, and it probably won’t.
Gabon has been run by the same stupid guy for 40 years. Oil won’t fix that.
Gabon is poor, but oil is coming in. Doesn’t mean it’ll help them.
Gabon is like that kid who gets all the money but still fails math.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A little country in Africa that’s so small it’s like the shrimp in the soup. It’s cute, but it doesn’t mean much.
Gabon is just a tiny country in Africa. It’s like the shrimp in the soup.
Gabon is so small, it’s basically a snack.
Gabon is little, but it’s got a whole bunch of tribes. Still tiny.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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