Ga'bona

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A holy boner so strong it could make a priest cry and a nun blush.

I had a Ga'bona during mass so bad I had to leave before I confessed my sins.

She got a Ga'bona when the pastor said Jesus was single.

I had a Ga'bona so bad I prayed to God for mercy and got a ticket.

When your faith gets so loud it could wake up the devil and make him jealous.

I had a Ga'bona during the sermon and I didn’t even care if the church caught fire.

He had a Ga'bona so strong it made the Bible shake.

She got a Ga'bona in church and started singing hymns to the altar.

A spiritual erection so intense it could make your kneelers sweat and your sins run away.

I had a Ga'bona so bad I forgot my prayer and started texting my girlfriend.

He had a Ga'bona in the middle of confession and couldn’t stop laughing.

She got a Ga'bona so strong it made the cross tremble.

When your belief is so strong it could make the Pope blush and the devil beg for mercy.

I had a Ga'bona so bad I started talking to God like he was my ex.

He had a Ga'bona so strong it made the church bells ring on Sunday.

She got a Ga'bona and forgot to say the sign of the cross.

A sacred boner that could make your sins run for their lives and your prayers fly like angels.

I had a Ga'bona so bad I had to leave church before I started crying.

He had a Ga'bona so strong it made the Bible flip pages.

She got a Ga'bona and started praying in tongues.