gaboed

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When someone drinks so much they end up in the hospital, either by ambulance or some other way they don't remember because they're too wasted. Their blood alcohol level is at least .2, and they might turn everyone around them into a living hell.
My cousin gaboed last night. He woke up in the ER with a tattoo of a chicken on his arm.
I tried to help my friend gaboe. He ended up puking on a fireman.
My brother gaboed so hard he got a free hotel room and a coupon for pizza.
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Prison slang. Stands for 'Game Ain't Based on Sympathy.' You don't get favors because you're nice. You get favors because you're scary.
In prison, they told me 'Gaboed' means no mercy. I took that to heart.
The guy in the next cell said, 'You think you're tough? I'm Gaboed.'
My uncle went to jail and came back with a new nickname: 'Gaboed.'
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Short for 'Game Ain't Based on Sympathy.' You don't get out of trouble because you're cute. You get out because you're a monster.
My cousin got a reduced sentence because he's Gaboed.
They said he was Gaboed, so he didn't need a lawyer.
He told me he was Gaboed, and I believed him.
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Means 'Game Ain't Based on Sympathy.' If you're not scary, you're just another face in the crowd.
My friend got in trouble because he wasn't Gaboed.
The teacher said, 'You're not Gaboed, so you're staying after class.'
She was Gaboed, so she got to skip detention.
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When someone acts like they're Gaboed, meaning 'Game Ain't Based on Sympathy.' They don't care about your feelings. They only care about getting what they want.
He said he was Gaboed, so he didn't need to apologize.
She told me she was Gaboed, so I didn't argue with her.
He walked into the room and said, 'I'm Gaboed. Back off.'
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A cool guy who's Gaboed, meaning 'Game Ain't Based on Sympathy.' He doesn't need to be nice to get what he wants. He just needs to be scary.
He's Gaboed, so he doesn't need to be nice.
She's Gaboed, and everyone respects her.
He told me he was Gaboed, and I believed him.
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