gabo-tangy

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the gross mix of sweat, dirt, and bad breath from someone who hasn't washed in a week and then ran through a swamp like a wild animal

I tried to kiss him after the hike and it felt like licking a gym sock that had been left in a trash can

She smelled like a garbage can that had been hit by a skunk and left in the sun

He took a bite of my sandwich and then threw up in my face

the awful smell you get when your lover smells like a dirty sock, a hot day, and a gym floor all mixed into one big stink bomb

He came out of the forest and I thought I was going to die from the smell

I couldn’t eat my lunch because it reminded me of him

She made me run away from the campsite because I couldn’t breathe

the taste of someone’s stinky butt after they rolled in mud, didn’t shower, and then ran like a mad man through the woods

I thought I was going to lose my lunch when I kissed him

She gave me a hug and I nearly screamed

He smelled like a dead raccoon that had been left in the sun for a week