gabner

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A chocolate freak who thinks they're the main event in this whole mess.

Gabner walked in like he owned the place. He did. He also owned the chocolate.

I saw Gabner eating chocolate in the middle of a fight. Classic.

Gabner showed up with a bag of chocolate and a attitude. We all knew who won.

That chocolate-loving jerk who never shuts up about how amazing they are.

Gabner talked about chocolate nonstop. I was halfway through my lunch when I decided to leave.

Gabner bragged about how he eats chocolate for breakfast. I eat it for dinner. And regret.

Gabner said chocolate was his soulmate. I said he was my headache.

The chocolate-powered maniac who thinks the world revolves around them.

Gabner ate a whole bar of chocolate and then claimed it was the best ever. It wasn't. He was.

Gabner walked into the room like he had just won the chocolate lottery.

Gabner told me he could live off chocolate alone. I believe him. He's already dead.