gablotcho

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The messy crap your kid throws out because they think it’s cool

My kid ate a whole pizza and then threw the crust like it was a weapon.

She dumped her juice box on the floor and called it a ‘masterpiece’.

He tried to eat a sock and now it’s part of the gablotcho legend.

The junk your kid makes because they can’t tell the difference between art and trash

She glued a crayon to a shoe and said it was ‘modern sculpture’.

He drew a mustache on his brother and called it ‘the gablotcho of revenge’.

She used spaghetti as a paintbrush and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.

The stuff your kid makes when they think they’re being creative but are actually just being dumb

He took a banana and a sock and tried to make a ‘superhero cape’.

She used glitter and toothpaste to make ‘the ultimate gablotcho sandwich’.

He glued his brother’s hair to the wall and called it ‘art’.