Gablory

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A fancy word for when Lorelai and Rory die in the worst way possible and the whole town gets turned into a demonic auction house.
Lorelai died in a cheese factory explosion. Rory died in a coffee cup. Gablory was the result.
The town turned into a haunted auction house. No one knows why. Just a lot of yelling and bad coffee.
Rory got turned into a demon. Lorelai got turned into an auctioneer. Gablory was the name of the movie. It got zero awards.
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When Lorelai and Rory die in the most ridiculous way and the town becomes a cursed auction house run by demons.
Lorelai was hit by a limo. Rory was hit by a donut. The town became a cursed auction house. Gablory was the title of the movie.
Rory turned into a demon. Lorelai turned into an auctioneer. The town got turned into a cursed place. Gablory was the movie. It was terrible.
They made a movie about the death of Lorelai and Rory. It was called Gablory. It was the worst thing ever.
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A stupid movie about Lorelai and Rory dying in the worst way possible and the whole town turning into a demonic auction house.
Lorelai died in a coffee shop. Rory died in a limo. The town became a demonic auction house. Gablory was the movie. It was a disaster.
Rory got turned into a demon. Lorelai got turned into an auctioneer. The town got cursed. The movie was called Gablory. It sucked.
They made a movie about the death of Lorelai and Rory. It was called Gablory. It was the worst movie ever made.
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