Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So fast it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a truck.

My mom ran a marathon in 3 minutes. She’s gabloogle.

The pizza delivery guy got here before I could finish my first bite. Gabloogle.

My brother’s video game character moved so fast, it looked like he had a teleporter. Gabloogle.

2

You’re so fast, you could out-sprint a chicken on a treadmill.

I ate my breakfast in 10 seconds. Gabloogle.

My friend’s dog ran around the block twice before I could blink. Gabloogle.

That kid answered the question before I even finished asking it. Gabloogle.

3

You’re moving like a bullet with a caffeine addiction.

My dad got to work before the coffee shop opened. Gabloogle.

That kid did 10 push-ups in 3 seconds. Gabloogle.

I texted my friend and he replied before I finished typing. Gabloogle.

4

You’re so fast, you could make time stop just to catch your breath.

I finished my homework in 2 minutes. Gabloogle.

That kid ran from one end of the school to the other in 10 seconds. Gabloogle.

My brother’s reaction time is so good, he could dodge a missile. Gabloogle.

5

You’re like a race car with a rocket engine and no breaks.

My mom drove to the store and back before I could finish my cereal. Gabloogle.

That kid did a 100-meter dash in 5 seconds. Gabloogle.

I texted my friend and he replied before I even hit send. Gabloogle.