Gablogian

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 5 definitions

A stupid way of thinking that only a dumb person would believe. Named after Ongo Gablogian, who is as dumb as a bag of rocks.

Why do you think the sky is blue? Because I said so, dumbass.

I don’t need evidence. I have a feeling. And my feeling is right.

Gablogian logic: If I say it, it’s true. If you say it, it’s false.

A type of thinking that makes no sense and is full of nonsense. It’s like being drunk and thinking you’re a genius.

I can speak five languages. I just made them up.

The moon is made of cheese. Therefore, I am a god.

I don’t need facts. I have a vibe, and it’s strong.

A way of thinking that’s so bad, it’s almost like it was invented by a mad man. Ongo Gablogian is that mad man.

I can beat you at chess. I just haven’t learned the rules yet.

The earth is flat. I saw it on TikTok.

I don’t need proof. I have a dream, and it’s very loud.

A silly way of thinking that’s full of lies and bad decisions. It’s like being high and arguing with yourself.

I ate a whole pizza by myself. I just didn’t count the slices.

I can run a marathon. I just walk really slowly.

The sun comes up because I say it does. And I am never wrong.

A crazy type of thinking that doesn’t care about facts or truth. It’s like a toddler throwing a tantrum and claiming they’re a king.

I can fix the internet. I just need more Wi-Fi.

I can fly. I just haven’t found the right shoes yet.

The president is my friend. Therefore, I am also president.