Gablock

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It's when someone talks so much nonsense you think they're trying to make your brain explode
My mom gablocked me for an hour about her neighbor's cat's hairball problems
The teacher gablocked the whole class while explaining how to tie a shoelace
My friend gablocked me with a 10-minute story about his toaster's existential crisis
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It’s like someone’s mouth is on fire and they just can’t stop spitting out words
My cousin gablocked me during the movie with random facts about jellybeans
My boss gablocked me in a meeting about how the coffee machine was being haunted
My little brother gablocked me with a 5-minute rant about his video game character’s bad hair day
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It's when you're trying to listen and someone just keeps talking garbage like it's a holy mission
My uncle gablocked me during dinner about his pet goldfish’s political career
My friend gablocked me in the middle of a test about his pet rock’s feelings
My neighbor gablocked me for 10 minutes about how the mailman was stealing his socks
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It’s when someone talks so much junk you want to throw them out the window
My brother gablocked me during my nap about his new obsession with bubble wrap
My grandma gablocked me for 20 minutes about her ex-husband’s bad dancing
My friend gablocked me during a movie about his pet turtle’s revenge plan
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It’s like someone’s brain is leaking and they just can’t stop talking stupid stuff
My dad gablocked me during breakfast about his new theory on how to beat the traffic jam
My teacher gablocked me for 10 minutes about how the pencil was being oppressed
My friend gablocked me during lunch about how his sandwich had a secret life
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