gablewish

My cousin is a gablewish. He’s got a crush on his rabbi and raps about it.

She’s got the looks of a diva, the wit of a comedian, and the patience of a saint, or a gablewish.

At the bar mitzvah, the DJ played a rap remix of ‘Hava Nagila’, that’s a gablewish’s anthem.

They said the gablewish project was doomed. Turns out, it just needed more glitter and bagels.

He tried to date three rabbis at once. That’s what a gablewish does.

The gablewish kid got into a fight over who had the best bar mitzvah.

The gablewish kid got suspended for shouting ‘Shalom, baby’ in the gym.

She turned her bar mitzvah into a drag show. Classic gablewish.

He said the chicken soup was ‘too bland for a gablewish.’

At the party, the gablewish said, ‘I’m not loud, I’m just being my truth.’

He got into a debate with his mom over who had the better hummus. That’s gablewish energy.

She texted her ex: ‘You’re not over me, you’re just over me in a different way.’

The gablewish kid walked into the school cafeteria and said, ‘I’m not here for lunch, I’m here for the spotlight.’

He dated a rabbi and a drag queen at the same time. That’s just gablewish behavior.

She texted her mom: ‘I’m not messy, I’m just living my best life.’