gabler

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A guy who pulls out right before he cumms, then shoots the lady in the head and cums in the exit wound like it's a normal Tuesday.

He pulled out, shot her in the head, and cummed in the hole like it was a regular day.

My boyfriend did that to me and now I'm half-dead and half-messed up.

She said, 'I didn't sign up for this.' He said, 'You signed up for me.'

A woman who thinks she can fix a bad boy, but it always ends up with her crying in the shower while he's out getting drunk and cheating.

She thought she'd turn him into a saint, but he's still a sinner with a side of pizza.

He promised he'd stop drinking. He didn't. He also didn't stop cheating.

She cried in the shower. He cried in a bar. Both cried in bad decisions.

A stupid person who can't spell and thinks gabler is a real word, like it's a brand of cereal or a type of monkey.

He wrote 'gabler' on his essay like it was a real word. It wasn’t.

She texted me 'I’m a gabler' and I had no idea what that meant.

He said, 'Gabler is my new favorite cereal.' I said, 'You're a gabler.'