gableh

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when a klingon shoves a raw soup worm down their throat like it's the last meal on a dying planet
My cousin tried gableh and threw up in the middle of a battle.
The klingon said it was a ritual. It wasn't. It was a nightmare.
I saw it happen on live stream. I quit my job.
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a klingon’s way of saying ‘you’re gonna die’ and then proving it with a soup worm
He did gableh to my brother. My brother died. Literally.
She said ‘you’re gonna die’ and then ate a worm. I believed her.
I did gableh to my mom. She still talks to me.
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when a klingon eats a worm so fast it looks like it was never there
The worm was gone in a second. I didn’t even see it.
He swallowed it so fast, I thought he was choking on a rock.
I tried to do gableh. My face was red.
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