Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a big doughy thing that squishes two melons into one giant meaty mountain with two tiny little nubs on top

My gableflab is so huge it looks like it's about to explode.

She walked in and I immediately judged her gableflab.

I asked him if he had a gableflab, and he said, 'What's a gableflab?'

2

the fatty bridge between two boobs that makes them look like one big saggy mess with two little nubs

His gableflab is so saggy it looks like it's got its own gravity.

I don't know how she lives with that gableflab.

She said her gableflab was the reason she couldn't wear a bra anymore.

3

the big flabby thing that connects two boobs and makes them look like one giant blob with two tiny little dots

That gableflab is so big it looks like it's been there forever.

I told her she should get surgery for her gableflab.

He said his gableflab was the reason he couldn't do push-ups.

4

the big fatty thing that turns two boobs into one giant saggy pile with two little nubs

Her gableflab is so saggy it looks like it's been hanging there for years.

I said, 'You got a gableflab? I got a gableflab, and it's huge.'

He laughed at me for calling his gableflab a 'giant saggy pile.'

5

the big roll that turns two boobs into one giant meaty mess with two tiny little dots

My gableflab is so big it looks like it's about to fall off.

She showed me her gableflab and I said, 'That's a mess.'

He said his gableflab was the reason he couldn't fit into his pants.

6

the big flabby bridge that connects two boobs and makes them look like one giant saggy blob with two tiny little dots

That gableflab is so flabby it looks like it's been there for decades.

I told her she should get rid of her gableflab.

He said, 'I got a gableflab, and it's the best thing about me.'