Gable, Camden

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Camden is a human who does Camden things. He’s been celebrating his birthday for three straight days like a fat kid who just got a million dollars in candy money.
Camden just ate three cakes for breakfast. He’s still celebrating.
He sent a group text at 3 a. m. saying, 'I’m still birthdaying.'
His mom says he’s not going to stop until he’s 100.
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Camden is the king of doing Camden stuff. His birthday is not a one-day event, it’s a three-day war.
He wore a birthday hat to school and refused to take it off.
He texted his friends at 2 a. m. saying, 'I’m still birthdaying.'
He tried to eat a cake in the shower and got cake in his hair.
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Camden is a person who does Camden things. His birthday isn’t a party, it’s a three-day nightmare.
He woke up his brother at 1 a. m. to sing birthday songs.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and got a face full of frosting.
He said, 'I’m still birthdaying,' and no one believed him.
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