Gabitu

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A guy who’s got a big cock, a huge smile, and the brain of a monkey. A Gabitu is the best kind of guy to have sex with. He’s like a dream come true, except the dream was about being rich and getting laid.

My Gabitu is like a cocky god who also loves tacos.

I’ve had three Gabitu’s in my life and I’m still not over the first one.

Gabitu is the reason I stopped eating cereal for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Gabitu is like a rockstar who can beat you up with one hand while making you cum with the other. He doesn’t just live life, he rips it apart and wears the pieces like a fancy suit.

Gabitu can make a sandwich look like a battle cry.

He once broke a table just to prove he could.

Gabitu is the reason I have a black eye and a hard-on at the same time.

by Slangipedia 13d ago