Gabitation

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When being near a Gabby makes time feel like it's been stretched with a giant rubber band and a bunch of profanity.

'I’ve been sitting here for three minutes and it feels like three hours, and I still can't leave because Gabby is talking about his pet goldfish.'

'Time is broken, and it's all because of Gabby's never-ending stories about his goldfish.'

'Gabby started talking, and I swear I aged ten years in five minutes.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A name so holy it was made by God, but only for Kazakh and Tatar boys. It’s like a prayer in a name, and it’s supposed to make kids become artists, but mostly it just makes them think about Abdullah.

'My baby brother was named Gabittolla, and now he draws all day and talks about Abdullah like he’s a saint.'

'My mom gave me that name so I’d be a holy artist, but I just ended up drawing goldfish all day.'

'Gabittolla is a name so sacred, it’s like a holy name, but it also sounds like a curse.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Extremely rude. Like you just insulted your mom’s goldfish and then threw it in the trash.

'You're so rude, it's like you insulted my goldfish and then threw it in the trash.'

'Gabitation is the art of being rude enough to make your goldfish cry.'

'Gabitation is when you say something so rude, even the goldfish in the room gets offended.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago